Scheidt’s Footballing Miscellany – Gone To Meet Its Maker

Hello, folks.

Over the last few weeks, we’ve had to take some really difficult decisions here at Scheidt’s HQ, none more so than the decision on our direction for the future. We tried a few different ideas, considered some things that we thought might differentiate us a bit more from the other football blogs out there but it soon became clear that it wasn’t going to work.

The time has come for us to close our doors and allow our writers to move on to other projects and the green, green grass on the other side of the community football pitches.

This last year and a bit has been an absolute whale of a time. Occasionally frustrating and occasionally downright infuriating but we’ve always tried to view the football world through fresh eyes and we hope that, at least on occasion, we’ve managed to make you laugh, make you think or even just really pissed you off. Those are the things (with less emphasis on the last one) that we set out to do and we hope that you’ve enjoyed being along for the ride.

I’m not going to bore you all with some long soliloquy about why the site is closing or what our future plans are because, for all intents and purposes, I’m not sure that matters. All that matters is that we thank you, the reader, for supporting us during the time we’ve been online. You’ve been really great and we appreciate it.

For me personally, I’d like to say thank you to anyone who has ever written for us or appeared on our podcast. For a start, this would have been a hell of a lot harder without you but I’ve also had a great time reading your articles and helping you in what little ways I could.

So, from all at Scheidt’s Footballing Miscellany, we bid you a fond farewell.

Michael Park

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Teddy’s Football Focus: Poppycock, The Sports Direct Thunderdome & Something About Joey Barton’s Love of Essex

Let's just emblazon it right on there.

The story dominating the headlines this week has been FIFA’s refusal to allow the home nations to wear poppies on their shirts during this weekend’s international matches. The game’s governing body has now agreed that poppies can be displayed on black armbands worn by the players, although they’ve still refused to bow to the Afghan FA’s requested tribute of turning their pitch into a poppy field.

It will certainly do top-class footballers good to spend the weekend showing an awareness and respect for the times when “the fallen” hasn’t just referred to someone despairingly kicking their own heel in the box while their team-mates surround the ref. Even if FIFA hadn’t backtracked, the Capello family would still have spent the weekend remembering those who can’t be present… as the rest of them attend his son’s wedding. On a more serious note, if football shirts can and do carry the logos of the global super-corporations that produce them, it doesn’t seem much to ask to carry a tribute to people who have made a sacrifice that hopefully none of us will ever have to…

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Teddy’s Football Focus: Nile Ranger’s Rap Sheet, El-Hadji Diouf’s Threat & Something About Rio Ferdinand’s Drug Test

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Nile Ranger’s been arrested, Hearts players haven’t been paid, and Rangers are being taken to court by a company pursuing an allegedly unpaid bill. 2011 will go down as the year in which it was almost impossible to tell the weeks apart. To be fair to Hearts, there has been some change in their situation. Their players are apparently no longer being told that their wages will be paid shortly and the papers are full of the story that high-earners on the playing staff have been told to find new clubs.

That’s not a situation that should affect Ian Black. In the unlikely event that he’s on £20k a week, that would simply be £20k a week that the club would be clawing back in fines for red cards. That’s not to say other clubs in Scotland wouldn’t be interested in Black. It would probably be worth either of the Old Firm signing him just to save on players’ medical fees resulting from facing him in a Hearts shirt…

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It’s Time To Lay The Roy Hodgson Myth To Rest

Mr Hodgson Practices His "Blue Steel" Look For This Month's 'Everyman' Catalogue

The current West Brom manager is to many a well spoken manager who took risks in order to ensure his career was well rounded unlike his contemporaries who remained on the British Isles.

Roy Hodgson, whose experience spreads across Europe including Switzerland, Finland and Sweden, constantly reminds the press of his magnificent 37 years of experience where he has picked up several illustrious honours like the Swedish and Swiss titles. It is a man who has the ability to shine rough diamond clubs and make them difficult to beat. For example, his time at Fulham is seen as a thing of majestic beauty. Lifting this West London club which was struggling under Lawrie Sanchez and making them Europa League runners up within two seasons.

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Teddy’s Football Focus: Let Him Fill The Hole While You Ignore The Lunchtime News

What Starts With 'R' And Ends In Court?

Normally when a Premier League footballer is accused of being something beginning with “Ra” and ending in “ist”, a flurry of similar allegations are made against other top players. In the last few days we’ve discovered that this doesn’t just apply to crimes with a “p” in the middle, but those with a “c” as well. Cesc Fabregas felt the need to clarify that there was no racial aspect to his bust-up with Fredi Kanoute, while John Terry is now the subject of a police investigation after viewers complained that he appeared to racially abuse Anton Ferdinand during Chelsea’s defeat to QPR.

It seems incredible that a man like John Terry could be guilty of such a thing. He doesn’t see black people or white people, just people with vaginas or people who are of no interest to him. For a man who’s had so much hassle as a result of newspaper stories about his love-life, it must be strange for him to be hoping that some black female conquests are about to sell their stories to The Sun and fend off these current allegations. The day after the match, Terry failed to appear for an advertised appearance at a reptile shop in Surbiton. He denied ever having accepted an invitation to attend but, whether he had or hadn’t, it would have been about as good an opportunity for headline-writers as if he’d opened a garden centre during the Vanessa Perroncel allegations. Standing next to the hoes…

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